Why would you throw a toaster at a player?
[8/10] cast members - amy poehler (2001-2008)
this post is perfect from start to finish
"Thinking of Plan B muddies up your chances of succeeding at Plan A." - Charlie Day
My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
"I would like to send Kristen Wiig a shiny new captain’s hat because she’s taking over the captain’s position. It would be really stiff and high and when you tipped it over, birds would fly out of it, like squawking pigeons, and then you could bite into it, and it would be marzipan." —Amy Poehler bequeaths her unofficial title of SNL captain to Kristen Wiig
If you know, someone asks you why you’re crying you can just say ‘because of how wrong you are.’
↳ Amy Poehler
Sometimes I need to blow off steam and go dance really hard.
↳ Kristen Wiig